Saturday, December 15, 2012

Trigger Word

Our first request cap....hope Caroline likes it!  If only hypnosis worked like this...

Wednesday, November 28, 2012

Sunday, November 25, 2012

How dare you

Monday, November 12, 2012

Crossing the Don

Pretty dark for me, and inspired by a passage in a story I once read....

Sunday, October 28, 2012

Half costume

Trying to expand my repertoire a bit...

Monday, October 22, 2012


Thursday, October 18, 2012

Monday, October 15, 2012

Halloween Cap I

An older cap to celebrate the upcoming Halloween.

Thursday, October 11, 2012

Monday, October 8, 2012

You said YES??

Dress the role, act the role perhaps?

Thursday, October 4, 2012

On Hold

Monday, October 1, 2012

Friday, September 28, 2012

Big Break


Big fan of work based caps - the idea of the added humiliation of colleagues labeling you a bimbo has always been an 'on' for me! It fits into a similar vein of 'academic humiliation', the idea of being made to fail tests and appear a ditz. I couldn't really say why this particular kink is so appealing, but hey-ho. Anyway, thought this would be fun - one of the few captions I have done with a 'normal' looking main character too - that is to say, not clearly a bimbo/slut/sissy.


Wednesday, September 26, 2012

All gone

Monday, September 24, 2012

Southern Pride

Saturday, September 22, 2012


Hello again!

First let me apologise for my prolonged absence. Crazy work hours coupled with a a dead PC (it's really terrific when a new PSU not only doesn't power anything, but gives you a free firework show!) have led to a prolonged non-captioning period for myself that I now hope to rectify. That said, I'm sure no one noticed my absence thanks to the marvelous efforts of my collaborator, Ashley! Seriously, the girl has an incredible output and has carried my dead weight for an age! I'm hoping you'll join me in thanking the best lil' ditz on the web for all the effort, and perhaps make a few comments on your favourite caps from the past Crow-free month!

Anywho, back to work! I hope to have a few more caps up in the coming days! Enjoy!

Friday, September 21, 2012

Reflection Time

Okay folks, it's been a while.   A coupla months.  I'd appreciate it if folks would tell me their favorite and least favorite caption that I did.   This will help me make better ones in the future.  And don't be shy -- your least favorite may well be mine as well.

Tuesday, September 18, 2012

Friday, September 14, 2012

Monday, September 10, 2012

Wednesday, September 5, 2012

Back to School

Monday, September 3, 2012

Hottie hunting

Monday, August 27, 2012

Saturday, August 25, 2012

Good news: Old Skool Caps

Back in the mists of the dawn of the Internet, there was a site that called itself "Geocities".  Indeed, children, before Blogger would do it all for you, one had to actually write code to express an opinion online.  Well, I had a site back in the long, long ago.   And that site had captions.   I called them "snapshots", and didn't realize this was a thing other people did.  It was simply a photo that struck me with text beside it.

From time to time, I will drop one of these "Old Skool" captions on this blog in all its Times New Roman, unadorned glory.  Starting with this one:

Thursday, August 16, 2012

Triple 20

Every now and then I seem to stumble across a picture that sparks an odd notion for a caption and then I have to strive to make it so, (number one!). this was definitely one of those moments and I can only hope it hasn't resulted in a story too convoluted and divorced from the picture!


Monday, August 13, 2012

Such a ...

Friday, August 10, 2012

Wednesday, August 8, 2012

Monday, August 6, 2012


Saturday, August 4, 2012

Typical Scenario

My first 'willing' caption at this site! Huzzah! There is something about the 'willing' scenario that has never quite hit the mark with myself. It's definitely an odd and counter-intuitive aspect to my own brand of the TF/TG fetish, given how deep-down I would probably be relatively willing.

That said, life is good and if a magic-dohicky appeared now and said 'Lo and behold my magicalness, Crow!' 'What wouldst thou ask of me?', I would firstly question it's bastardised pseudo-olde English before not requesting bimboization. The fantasy is fun, the reality likely less so.

But perhaps that very notion feeds back into the 'unwilling' portion of my fantasy. But that's all a little too introspective and myself and my demons have an entente cordial at present, so back to vicarious captioning!


Wednesday, August 1, 2012

Frequent Flyer

OK, so there is something highly appealing about stewardess outfits, but I couldn't tell you what it is! here not particularly enticing (to me anyway) and the subservience thing as never been a particular 'on' for me (I like maid outfits, but clean your own damn house!) So *shrugs*.

Anywho, was a little disappointed with the end to this. The last line didn't feel like it quite meshed, but I'll let the audience (yes, both of you) decide.


Monday, July 30, 2012

Friday, July 27, 2012

Resistance futile! (Couldn't resist!)

One of things that I've thought about before is the personalisation of captions. As previously mentioned, I'm a big fan of Rachel's Haven, and I have captioned a number of people over there (and have many more to caption, as they're all sooo patient with my delayed returns/thank-you caps!)

As in that scenario I am specifically captioning for someone else, I try to slip as many details from their preferences into the caption as possible. The easiest part of this is getting their 'before' and 'after' names into the story. It often gets a little more complex with listed 'protagonist' names etc, and I often fear I am miscasting their imagined characters (awaits beret-wearing director's tirade about verisimilitude and motivation), but no complaints so far.

This brings me to this site, however. I have an audience (I hope!) (I was going to jokingly say 'Hi Mum' there, but the squick factor was too much!), but not necessarily anyone specific as my target for the caption! In light of that, I fancied a go at a 'neutral' caption, and it wouldn't be the first time I've intentionally left details about character out intentionally.

You can't please all the people all the time, but as a Brit I expect everyone to politely clap anyway.


Wednesday, July 25, 2012


Monday, July 23, 2012

Amazing Amusement Arcade

If you detect shades of a certain Stephen King book here, it's not an accident.

Friday, July 20, 2012


This was a fun caption to make, the over-done look falling right into my 'comfort' zone. Though oddly enough it was a case of seeing what I thought was there, rather than what was. On my first glance, the chap on the girl's left was just part of the general street crowd. As I post, however, its clear that he is with her and  now I feel a little silly for not even referencing him in the scenario. Ah well. Feel free to imagine away, folks!


Wednesday, July 18, 2012

XX Plague

Sunday, July 15, 2012

Wild Imagination

One of the bizarre thins I've always liked about the 'bimbo' scenario is the level of 'fakeness' that can be part of it. It's not something I like in all scenarios, nor even something that always works, but the idea of the slightly tacky, very trashy look that screams 'I am more interested in my looks than (let's say) quantum physics' is definitely an intriguing one.


Friday, July 13, 2012


Dear readers,

Currently, one of every 1,570 pageviews is resulting in a comment.  It's 1 of every 1,950 if you edit out a comment I made on one of Crow's captions.  Please show any appreciation by leaving a comment: it makes our captions better, and more frequent.  Thank you  :)

Thursday, July 12, 2012

Really Smart

This caption features some allusion towards change in vocabulary, one of my favourite TF elements. (Pedantic, I know...) The only problem is trying to write these things in a way that reflects the cadence and sound of the speech as I hear it in my head.

A similar problem occurred in a previous caption, namely in my butchered attempts to inject a Teutonic twang to an ageing professor in the post 'Topical'. For me, the few causally dropped 'ze's and 'vot' helps conjure the entire image of speech and character (no doubt the result of years of pulp stereotyping), but it works. I do worry if it does the same for others though... and let's not even get started on interpretation across an international audience!


Tuesday, July 10, 2012

Sunday, July 8, 2012

Take a Good Look

A cap I recently did on the Haven...

Friday, July 6, 2012

I Refer to our Previous Conversation

This was quite a fun caption to make! I always enjoy writing speech in captions and with something like this I can just take off without worrying too much about repetition of synonyms of 'said'!

It's probably also worth mentioning that these are my first captions away from Rachel's Haven, a wonderful community for people who love all things TG. (Seriously, check it out if you haven't already! I'll wait!)

At present I have made just shy of 100 captions over there and really enjoyed making every one! That said, I tend to post for other people and that means trying to hit their preferences (though I'm sure many of my own seep through from time to time). There is definitely something liberating about just posting as a story comes to me, and without tweaking. It has also been a great excuse to review old pictures that I've not found a use for, and that's certainly sparked the inspiration-flavoured neurons!

So, to summarise: Rachel's Haven is particularly awesome (and I loom forward to captioning there again soon!) however, this is fun too!


Thursday, July 5, 2012

Wednesday, July 4, 2012

Monday, July 2, 2012


Hail and hello! My name is Crow and this is my first collaboration... and my first blog. As such I'll be learning whilst posting and I can only hope not to make too much of a mess, or show up my partner in this endeavour, Ashlee (Totalditz). I've been a big fan of her blog, My Life OMG!, for a long while now and it will be real pleasure to make captions with her. Having put this blog together, it's safe to say that she's the brains of this outfit... as much as that's subjective given the title, and if we can get something half as good (despite my drag factor) I'll be very happy!

Anywho welcome, enjoy and please comment on anything you like, dislike or anything in between. (Seriously! My sole form of sustenance is comments and critique! And remember, a Crow's for life, not just for Christmas!)


Sunday, July 1, 2012

Letter of Release

Welcome to Not2Brite captions!  I'm your co-hostess Ashlee ("Totalditz" on Rachel's Haven and purveyor of the blog "Tis my life - OMG").  Our goal here is to provide fun TG captions about guys ending up as girls who just, well, aren't that bright.  Those girls could be a range of ages and personalities, so I hope you enjoy your stay.

A particular welcome to my partner Crow...with two of us sharing some of our work, I imagine you'll be seeing some great stuff.   As always comments are very very welcome, and suggestions are as well.  Use the email address   if you'd like.  Thanks for stopping by!